Getting Passive-Aggressive on Harper’s Boy
I keep getting crap from my elected Conservative representative. It comes in the form of a cheap photocopy of some equally-as-cheap political rhetoric. Every one has amounted to the following eloquent political argument:
Liberals BAD! Conservatives GOOD! CONSERVATIVES SMASH!!! Please vote fur me!
And then it invites you to “vote” on which candidate will address the one-sided issue they bring up, fold up the cheap photocopy, and mail it to Ottawa free of postage.
Which is why I did. Here’s what I wrote in it:
If you can’t make it out, I wrote: “Please stop wasting paper and taxpayer money to send me your cheap political rhetoric.” And in a very childish moment, I voted for everyone EXCEPT Harper. HAH! (Ok, I do realize that on an official ballot this would just annul my vote.)
Ok, so that ain’t much of a political statement. It just felt good upon receiving the fifth cheap pamphlet in a month.
You just gave me an idea…
Do share!
Well… My mailbox is in these kinds of pigeonholes that Canada Post uses when the mailmen are too lazy to go door to door.
And near it, there’s a garbage can where people dump all the carp they fill our mailboxes with, including the conservative smudge. Next time, I’ll go dumpster diving, grab as much as I can, and basically do the same you did with yours, but with about 50 of them.
I guess they’ll realize something’s wrong with their strategy at some point…
Haha! That’s awesome and I totally support it!
I’m glad I inspired this.
Ce n’est pas unique aux Conservateurs.
Le ti-gars du Bloc est aussi fatiguant dans mon coin!
Je suis même pas surpris.