I keep getting crap from my elected Conservative representative. It comes in the form of a cheap photocopy of some equally-as-cheap political rhetoric. Every one has amounted to the following eloquent political argument:
Liberals BAD! Conservatives GOOD! CONSERVATIVES SMASH!!! Please vote fur me!

And then it invites you to “vote” on which candidate will address the one-sided [...]

Daniel Roy. I realize this is a pretty common name… And it does make it much harder to Google myself than if I were named, say, ‘Jelatinous Marcelathon’. But Google myself I did… And I found out there are many, many Daniel Roys out there.
They’re all obviously my evil clones. Here they are.
MIT Daniel Roy

Website: [...]